May 2012
162 posts
spacehamsters:
Snow White and The Huntsman plot twist: Chris Hemsworth is the fairest of them all.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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captainnorthamerica:
you know maybe you made a huge mistake and bombed your biology test or crashed your parent’s car but at least you weren’t stupid enough to fight the russians in russia
I reblog things twice for emphasis...
I reblog things twice for emphasis...
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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British person: *spells something different to an American*
American: HAHAHAH THAT'S SO WRONG YOU SPELT IT WRONG SILLY BRITISH PERSON HAHAHA FREEDOM
phlynn:
The lie detector results are in
Your hips, have lied…
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baaah I just ate so much djcjdjcjdjdj for no reasons
this has been coming for a few days.
it’s been so hard
dkcjdjsjdj
I’ll be better tomorrow
p-a-n-s-y:
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
phlynn:
johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth
snoopdeer:
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
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textsfromdog: