March 2012
92 posts
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The more I hate an album when I first hear it...
…the more I absolutely adore it later.
REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS AWESOME
stay-f0nd:
I need new people to follow. :)
THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON
WITHOUT YOU
February 2012
114 posts
guys everyone go follow this blog. it's amazing... →
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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sherlock-hound:
Amanda thinks she has it all. An iphone, a macbook, a playstation 3, all the coolest things anyone could want. but then ONE DAY, she wakes up something isn’t right. Where her macbook once sat is a PC running windows xp. a nintendo gamecube is in the place of her ps3. she gets a call on a nokia flip phone from a friend who asks if she got her message about Green Day’s new album on...
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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we're having ravioli tonight!
if I get my essay in on time I'm gonna have me...
I have a quart in my freezer
don’t judge.
Sometimes I think,
what is everyone in the world was naked?
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pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
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oh my god
guys the author of one of my fav books of all time is following me on tumblr.
sdkfljdsfsd I want this foundation but it's $29.50
whyyyyyy
i actually may go buy it
what the hell
who cares
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hemingyay:
i’m so excited to spend valentine’s day with my one true love