March 2012
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The more I hate an album when I first hear it...
…the more I absolutely adore it later. 
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS AWESOME
stay-f0nd: I need new people to follow. :)
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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WatchWatch
THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME.. THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON WITHOUT YOU
Mar 1st
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February 2012
114 posts
Feb 29th
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guys everyone go follow this blog. it's amazing... →
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 27th
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sherlock-hound: Amanda thinks she has it all. An iphone, a macbook, a playstation 3, all the coolest things anyone could want. but then ONE DAY, she wakes up something isn’t right. Where her macbook once sat is a PC running windows xp. a nintendo gamecube is in the place of her ps3. she gets a call on a nokia flip phone from a friend who asks if she got her message about Green Day’s new album on...
Feb 27th
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dujardins: e-pic: plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs #except leonardo dicaprio
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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georgiasam: I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize No it’s not That was like five years ago When did it get to be not 2010ish  What happened 
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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we're having ravioli tonight!
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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if I get my essay in on time I'm gonna have me...
I have a quart in my freezer don’t judge.
Feb 18th
Sometimes I think,
what is everyone in the world was naked?
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Listenwould-you-like-a-jelly-baby: il0vejellybabies: ...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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pfefferi: on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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oh my god
guys the author of one of my fav books of all time is following me on tumblr.
Feb 14th
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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sdkfljdsfsd I want this foundation but it's $29.50
whyyyyyy i actually may go buy it what the hell who cares
Feb 12th
Feb 11th
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hemingyay: i’m so excited to spend valentine’s day with my one true love
Feb 11th
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